The Good husband

Hi Peeps,
Hope y'all had a good weekend, mine I am trying to remember what happened hold on a minute....yeah I remember now, not much. Training and Rehearsals on Saturday, church on Sunday, watched films and lazed in.

Anyhow I went on facebook this morning because they sent me mail say I get friend request. I opened friend request and was starring at this EYES KONGBA of some guy I don't know from Adam. I am looking at the eyes and thinking okayee is it laced with tiro i.e. as you look at me you will just fall for me, lol (too much yoruba films). And the expression and look of the guy na waya, in short if you jam this guy for night you will just hand over your purse, mobile, PDA etcetera without asking. And the info on his profile reads thus:
Networks: Nigeria (30+ says, so that is how he got my profile)
Sex:
Male
Interested In:
Women, Men (30+ says, Okayee?! See below)
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated (30+ says: This another way of saying, ajihun my wife and the 4 kids are in the village, but in lagos I am a single guy and a hustler)
Looking For:
Whatever I can get (30+ says desperado, anything for money male/female, crooked/straight, fine, no fine, rash infested bum or not as long as money dey, ma kids need to eat)

The guy no even fear e look my profile picture finish and wants to be friends with 'her hotness' (30+ dey pose o, whareva nitori re ni mo se ndege, pose your own). Remedial action: Decamp from Nigeria network one time, I fear all this yahoo yahoo boys cos those guys jazz it up big time, not that 30+ is afraid of Jazz o but mehn I don't need unnecessary binding and loosing.

Ok he may not be yahoo yahoo but it just happened that while others are wonderfully made, he is Fearfully made (no be me talk am sha). I guess that is why I am not Prophet 30+, I would have finished all the oil on all of David's brothers head with nofink left for the lad (this one na bible code talk, only few will understand).

On another note entirely....I got mail so decided to share with you... The Good Husband

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with littlehearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!Love, Jillian"He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... What happened last night?""Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door."Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"His son replies, "Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,"Leave me alone, I'm married!!"

Broken Coffee Table $239.99, Hot Breakfast $4.20, Two Aspirins $.38, Saying the right thing, at the right time. . PRICELESS

P.S
You will not escape next post o, there is this grown arse mumulicious guy jaggering my nerves, infact two of dem.
Shalom

42 comments:

Nyemoni said...

LOL, LOL, that was classic... Hahah, how sweet..the wife would forgive him for anything for that statement! LOL..Have a nice week!

princesa said...

LMAO!
30+! you wont kill am for me with laughter o!
Abeg run forget ya slippers from all those yahoo yahoo toasters.
Fearfully made? lol.

UndaCovaSista said...

Lol @ saying the right thing at the right time...PRICELESS. Plus, you know we're on the level, girlfriend! Bible code? Deciphered. And its me you want to report to my mother? Nonsense....(lol)

30+ said...

@Nyemoni, tank u have a fab one yourself
@Princessa, me I fear for this obodo Cyberville o, let my eyes not see evil
@Lol, undacova, I repeat this is a different scenario entirely.

Ugo Daniels said...

Ok, imma go look you up on fcbk? :)

O.šeyï said...

awwwww! : ) Thats so cute. lol.
Even when he's drunk he remembers he's married. Definitely a good husband, and a good darn patient ass wife. :)

confused child said...

lol @ facebk dude.

A Kel called Wonder ...... said...

"Leave me alone am married" That was in his drunken state. What if he wasnt drunk will he do same? ehr? lol 30+ bring the next post on babe!

Fatoumatta said...

lol...@fb guy nd drunk guy....guess that explains why everything was in perfect condition!!classic!

Fatoumatta said...

ps@ these haters nd stalkers....dnt get why they have to spoil the fun for others....when we all here to have fun with our feelings and other events that occur in our lives...i mean REALLY why cant they get a LIFE!!!???

30+ said...

@Ugo, na, na na you proly wouldn't find me
@O seyi not patience, just the right words
@confused child, lol too
@a kel wonder, humn now that's a tot, what if he was sober
@Fatoumatta I don't know for them o

exschoolnerd said...

lol..i didnt get at first..u know m kinda slow...but it later registered!!!

Queen of My Castle said...

LOL @ the David and the oil bit. According to the book his brothers were quite handsome, so I might have spent all the oil on the them as well, forgetting all about the little shepherd boy! LOL...Thank heaven God knows best.

Aijay said...

Lmao...fearfully made.
Waiting for ur next post.

30+ said...

@Exschool, how you dey?
@QOC, how much are we moved by sight?
@Aijay, will find time to download my rants in a coherent manner soon.

Harriet said...

God, just read the part of the guy being "fearfully made" instead of the opposite...and did that crack me up.

New to your blog and its quite interesting. Defo adding to my list of blogs to visit.

TK

bllk wolf said...

nice post
and i love every bit of it....
hmm! so hows Mr. Facebook?
beauty is only skin deep..
u know maybe he was ministered to and he reached out..
lol!!
i dont plan on escaping the next post..
i dey kampe!!!!

Afrobabe said...

A classic babe...i would have done same for that husband jare...ee no easy!
LoL at the mumulicious men...I seem to learn new words everyday,can wait for a fight with any of the BFs to bring out my new knowledge...
Lol...oh my God,said someone is "fearfully made"...hahahahahahah

30+ said...

@Harriet: Thanks for stopping by
@Blk Wolf: Be careful yourself, which kind of ministered to was that.
@Afrobabe: You will have to pay for the words you are learning o.

Zahratique said...

Hehe...yahoo yahoo boys... na wa o! That husband's story is really sweet!

Allied said...

lol... "eyes kongba" a bigger lol to " eyes laced with tiro" .

i need a moment to laugh!!! will be back.

bllk wolf said...

lol!!!
carefull?
lol...ha!ha!!
dem no dey sell fine boy for market....ooo!!
grab urs while the oppurtunity lasts...
lol!!!
(make i run b4 i enter trouble)
AKARAMBA...........

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

Sebi you said you were posing in your picture? Haba, the bono is in love ,ehn... Can you blame him. lol!!!!

I liked the good husband story...

30+ said...

@Zahratique - Na so i see am, thanks for stopping by
@Allie - Don't laugh too much
@Blk Wolf - Just run and don't let your feet touch ground o.
@Solomonsydelle - Shuo I was posing for camera ke which kin love be that.

Atutupoyoyo said...

Ah Ah so you no like de Peshure I send you on top Facebook? Why you dey form sef? Na because you fine abi? If na money u dey find, I get. I get one fish farm for Ketu and photostat business for Yaba. Abeg reconsider baby.

bllk wolf said...

its a bird ,
its a plane ...
ITS SUPER WOLFIEE TO THE RESCUE...
dont i get a u know...
lol
odikwa de guy is serious

Snuffleupagus said...

That was so funny!

Ekoakete said...

Nice post. I particularly like 'her hotness'. You have to feel hot for others to believe it, so go on girl!

Anu boy said...

Omo the guy try...

30+ said...

@Atutu go tush up that phesure and start rearing cows then I may konsida you (lol)
@Blkwolf not only wolfie you go soon see foltron
@Snuffle, thanks for stopping by
@Ekoakete, let me pat myself on the back biko
@Anu boy, e no easi

bllk wolf said...

(raises left eyebrow)
>>>talking to me???
i go BITE u o!!
e bi like say u never hear of the "3 LIL PIGS"
i will HOFF and PUFF and.....
lol!!!
by the way were de TORY wey u sey u wan talk ...??
update jare...

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Sisbee said...

30+ you have come again. which one be yahoo yahoo man? And that woman found herself a real man..... after 16 years, I'm impressed.

Zephi said...

LMAO

Oh my God you are so funny....
The fearfully and wonderfully made comment got me cracking up because I had used that analogy with someone today...some people have more fearful than wonderful in them

akin aworan said...

That's indeed priceless.. Put a big smile on my face. Thanks for stepping by my blog! :-)

30+ said...

@Sisbee: I am only saying what I saw o.
@Zephi: Thanks for stopping by, stopped by your blog as well.
@Mr Aworan: Dat your name na sometin else, glad you are smiling.

cinnamonqueen said...

Reading your post on a lazy Bank Holiday Monday: priceless.

Nyemoni said...

Update babes! How are you?

Andy said...

Lol...30+ wan kill me oooooh!

30+ said...

@Cinamonqueen, glad you enjoyed the blog.
@Andy: Save some of the laughter o.

Favoured Girl said...

LOL, that Good Husband Story is hilarious! Great blog, first time here. I'll be back.

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