NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

Hi Peeps,

Now unto the King Eternal Immortal Invisible the ONLY Wise God be all Honour Glory and Power Forever.

I am doing fab, God has not finished with me and I know He is still who began a good work is faithful to the end.

I read Mr Jintagry's post on Women's conflicting need and could not help but smile. The whole Men vs Women debate as far as I am concerned is in itself a Sport and very soon may be considered to be part of the Olympics indoor games - lol.

I can't recount how books there are or how many gatherings where the main fun was arguing why Men are this or why women are that. What do men want, what do woment want. Men are from mars, women are from venus and all that Sheeznees. Being a vocal person who enjoyed (note enjoyed) I was often put on the spot by friends and foes throwing questions at such gathering and thrusting me forward to be the main speaker for the female specie.

Why don't I enjoy this debate as much as I did previously?

• Being mizunderstood by folks who pick my words to validate their opionion of me.
• It also became a bit of a boring sport for me
• I have matured from what I was 10yrs ago and don't necessarily have the energy.

The first reason of course precipitates on being a female, Nigerian, 30+ and unmarried.

On a lighter note I came upon this mail which refused to delete it because it is still a good read and sure to get a smile on your face. Men you know it's all Love so enjoy the joke.

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN - ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE

• HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS: Step by step guide with slide presentation
• TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? - Roundtable discussion
• DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR - Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) .
• DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
  OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? - Debate among a panel of experts.
• LOSS OF VIRILITY - Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups.
• LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS - Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting "It's not there!”, You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!” (Open forum )

DAY TWO

• EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
  Group discussion and role-play.
• HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH - PowerPoint presentation.
• REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST - Real life testimonial from the one man who did.
• IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
  Driving simulation.
• LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER - Online class and role playing.
• HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION : Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
• REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE - Bring your calendar or PDA to class.
• GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME - Individual counsellors available

Till later folks, celebrate your gender it is key to purpose fulfillment.

Shalom

Random Sturves

Hi Peeps

Trust you are all good. I will never tire to say it God is faithful and he cares. Rababa for him to the left and right because he deserves it.

I have been feeling very much like myself lately o, woreva that means but it's very good.

All around all around everywhere I look your love is all around (can't get the song out of my head). I think the Valentine business added to it mehn.

Red carpet, roses, good food, paparazi, that describes my valentine and I was not even dreaming....good fun.

No it was not courtesy of a knight in shining BMW. Just my church peeps outdoing themselves to give us a night to remember.

So officially it now makes 3 folks that I know personally who are Blogville residents, my sister and two other friends (Do your sherlock Holmesign - :).

Don't mind me, I know this post is mumbo jumbo but just decided to drop a line sha to my peeps ANWAY, ANYHOW today.

Click on the Pix

Shalom

God's own Country

Hi Peeps

Thank you God for your Patience and how Merciful you are in your dealings with man.

"Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink......................"They also will answer, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?' .......................'I tell you the truth, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.' " - Matt 25 v 41-45

It is impossible to Love the CREATOR without caring for His CREATION.

Think of the one Superpower country today and which country comes to your mind, by chance is the country THIS ONE.

Yet common 0.17% of the earnings to be contributed to end world poverty still has no schedule for fulfillment, see LINK.

I bet if it was to mark territory on a potenitally oil rich country, there would have been a state of emergency meeting and schedule will be RIGHT NOW!!!

It is a good thing I am not GOD, because about now I will be breathing fire and brimstone on certain folks/places.

And please do visit FREE RICE again.

Every little helps

Shalom

After the Ponderings

Hi peeps,

I want to believe you are all well
How awesome is God, he never forgets, he rewards, he compesates.

So it seems most folks aren't prepared for what is next? It is either one of two things: a) The question was misunderstood b) Most of the folks belong to the same sample group with a consistent commonality.

For me, next step for me will be marriage and progressing my career. I kind of got them covered in that I know what course to go on next blah de blah. As per marriage I am as ready as can be except SELFISHNESS. I suppose you can only learn to be selfless when there is another to consider so I am not fazed about that. Although not being able to hop and jet out Lasgidi, Taj Mahal or LA at my own will is gonna be tardy bit difficult. No worries will cross that bridge when we get there.

I also discovered that as financially astute as I claim to be with monthly spreadsheet of shares bought, bank balance et al, I DO NOT ACTUALLY HAVE A BUDGET TALK LESS OF STICK TO IT. What a rude awakening!

I spend on whim and generally don't know how much I spend in a month....(insert eyes popping here). I only assess after the damage is done with statements like "wow seems as if I spent a lot last month sha!" or "what exactly did I buy last month?!" or the classic standing at the cash machine frowning "I thought I had more than that in the account?!"

I have since drawn up a budget and must tell you my outgoing is whack...if not that I get a decent pay....no wonder folks find it difficult to save.

In the spirit of savings and belt tightening, I am taking up a lodger. Whatever rent they pay me goes towards the "Dubai is calling me fund". Wisdom is profitable to direct ko. You are also welcome to donate to the fund it will be judiciously disbursed preferably no Dollars please. I accept Naira, Pounds and Yen.

Some gists on hot drinks and heart attack
The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine . Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer . It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware.
Dunno how true the gist is (I am not doctor o), let Dr Lamikanra come and talk.

SHALOM

Preparing for Different Strokes

Hi Peeps,

To him from whom all blessings come be praise and glory titilai, amen.

I have been reading some of this naija folks saying it's cold in Nigeria at the moment witht he harmattan and all. I am reading and thinking yeah right come over when you wear 4-5 layers and you still drinking Tea every hour as if it's going out of fashion.

The northerly or is it westerly winds was blowing so hard on Tuesday the thing nearly carried me off ground opelope ajesara of starch okele in different forms. If I had reached my target weight the wind for carry me. I am determined to walk to work so I just giddy up (add more layers if need be) and keep walking.

My friend then calls me on Tuesday and when I mentioned weather she just said meshionu (i.e. keep shut) "go online now and google for the temperature in my city" (she is in canada), guess what the temp was -15c kilode (mouth wide open), I meshionued one time.

Teaser
So if Adam and Eve were naked in the garden, that means there was no winter in the garden of Eden abi there was no winter at all?
Shall we blame the weather on the eating of apple, because it seems as if "in the beginning it was not so" (to borrow someone's favourite phrase).
If the garden of Eden is a tropical country and I am from a tropical country (Naija) that means I am seriously blessed. Maybe I should just carry bags back to Lasgidi....

I got a mail in my inbox and it kind of set me thinking.....

As much as I try not to fret, all this recession talk is causing me to access, another interest rate cut in how many weeks, it's like the desperate measure of a man fighting Titanic.

I wonder how prepared generally for the future but also specific to the current economic situation around me.

My question is how prepared are you for the next stroke be it a relationship, marriage, children, unexpected Economic downturn, your future e.t.c?

Hmmn let me go and do some thinking and planning

Holla back, Shalom