NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

Hi Peeps,

Now unto the King Eternal Immortal Invisible the ONLY Wise God be all Honour Glory and Power Forever.

I am doing fab, God has not finished with me and I know He is still who began a good work is faithful to the end.

I read Mr Jintagry's post on Women's conflicting need and could not help but smile. The whole Men vs Women debate as far as I am concerned is in itself a Sport and very soon may be considered to be part of the Olympics indoor games - lol.

I can't recount how books there are or how many gatherings where the main fun was arguing why Men are this or why women are that. What do men want, what do woment want. Men are from mars, women are from venus and all that Sheeznees. Being a vocal person who enjoyed (note enjoyed) I was often put on the spot by friends and foes throwing questions at such gathering and thrusting me forward to be the main speaker for the female specie.

Why don't I enjoy this debate as much as I did previously?
  • Being mizunderstood by folks who pick my words to validate their opionion of me.
  • It also became a bit of a boring sport for me
  • I have matured from what I was 10yrs ago and don't necessarily have the energy.
The first reason of course precipitates on being a female, Nigerian, 30+ and unmarried.

On a lighter note I came upon this mail which refused to delete it because it is still a good read and sure to get a smile on your face. Men you know it's all Love so enjoy the joke.

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN - ALL ARE WELCOME
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.


The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
  • HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS: Step by step guide with slide presentation
  • TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? - Roundtable discussion
  • DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR - Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) .
  • DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
    OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? -
    Debate among a panel of experts.
  • LOSS OF VIRILITY - Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups.
  • LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS - Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting "It's not there!”, You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!” (Open forum )
DAY TWO
  • EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
    Group discussion and role-play.
  • HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH - PowerPoint presentation.
  • REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST - Real life testimonial from the one man who did.
  • IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
    Driving simulation.
  • LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER - Online class and role playing.
  • HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION : Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
  • REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE - Bring your calendar or PDA to class.
  • GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME - Individual counsellors available
Till later folks, celebrate your gender it is key to purpose fulfillment.

Shalom

39 comments:

UndaCovaSista said...

Yay First!!

Lol@REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST - Real life testimonial from the one man who did.

Having the same conversations/debates over and over again definitely does get boring...even within my group of close friends these days, when the conversation turns to men i just switch off!!!

Afrobabe said...

hahahahahhahah.. I am forwarding this to all the men I KNOW...lovely...

Jinta said...

i need to attend the class for'getting over it; learning how to live with being wrong all the time'

Orientatednaijababe said...

I can see y it wud be difficult to delete the email. It is seriously funny and true. How i wish those classes were real, i wud have been enrolling some guys right away; i go even pay.

darkelcee said...

yuck, i wanted to be first.

lawl@ this post.

i know a couple of men i can recommend for this course.

I hope there will be exams afterwards to test their level of assimilation.Infact i insist that they are all tested and certificates awarded.

Lighty said...

HE HE HE lol! dat has to be a slap on the men's face.

hope say them no go vex ohh
but this is some funny ishhh!
lol!

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30+ said...

@Undacova, Tell me about it, one minute you are talking work stuff the next it's men and you are like how did the convo switch?

@Afrobabe, Forward on to all of em

@Jinta, I am proud of you, you are role student to be, already identifying your areas of need. 20%of your Tuition fee.

@ONB, I wish so too

@Darkelcee, you are herebt recruited as Assistant Head of Faculty.

@Lighty, they just have to live with it

Pink-satin said...

i like this ur evening class for men o jare!!i hope my future hubby wont be needing the classes..and yes me too i really dont have the strength to be arguing with pple why women are like this and men are like that,and who should do to the house work and crap!

Zephi Fahrenheit said...

hehehe thats funny.... i need to send someone to this class

Zephi Fahrenheit said...

hehehe thats funny.... i need to send someone to this class

aworan said...

What are you implying about men? :-)

Ms. emmotions said...

i think these courses if real wuld go a long way in making the world a better place , guaranteed to sanitize our nigerian men...lol

princesa said...

Great courses for men, they really need it.lol!

So what about courses for women??

Aijay said...

lol... FAB! FAB! FAB!
I'm saving this right away.
This is just too funny.
My dear, men will always be men.

How have u been? I've missed u a lot. I'm off to read the posts I missed.
L8r luv.

30+ said...

@Pink Satin, Abi a discussion that holds no water. Each individual does their house government as it suits them ko.

@Zephi,send it to Mr Someone asap.

@Aworan, that they are wonderful kids who could benefit from some of the topics covered here.

@Ms emmotions lol at "sanitise Nigeria men". If only they will enrol.

@Princessa,that one na assignment I will have to work on it :)

@Aijay, how na I don hit your arena tire, missed you too, glad to see you back on scene.

Afronuts said...

LOL!I gotta admit that a lot of it could be true.

I've stopped to do a lot of thinking lately and realised theres so much taken for granted with women...

Thus I wrote the bit I posted on my blog about 'women of substance'

Truth said...

Having been married for 28years, i will tell you that i will still recomend this class for my husband. Your post on this is commendable. I will say there is no debate about Men/women issue. God has created both to compliment each other. My only problem is macho behavour.

anonymous gal said...

this is funny.grinnin from ear to ear.about the men women debate thing the sooner we all understand that we cant understand the opposite sex the beta 4 us.

Anuoluwapo said...

ahn ahn... una no wan gree abi...
omo Men came first, and women came second...
let it be like that... haba...
abeg if you wan debate, make una kuku go God house, ask am why him make man first....

odikwa rubbish...

funny classes tho... ki lon pops for this zones

Risquediva said...

nice 1 babe...lol...i think u shud publish this!

Risquediva said...

nice 1 babe...lol...i think u shud publish this!

30+ said...

@Afronuts, continue to do that thinking o, it is good for the women around you.

@Truth, After 28 years of marriage!!! I would have thought you will just gba kamu and accept it like that now. Glad to have you on my page ma.

@Anonymous Gal, Yes preach it.

@Anuoluwapo, here we go again. Wetin concern me, if dem like make dem say women no even exist, I no send

@Risquediva, Publish ke, dem send am to me o

DiAmOnD hawk said...

nice nice nice... i know a couple of guys that need to be enrolled asap! lol

Florida of Free Spirit said...

this is hilarious. i was laughing & laughing!!!! esp that 'learning how to find things' part of it. very funny, cos it's actually me d woman that needs that lesson. my mom has dat problem too, so i guess am done 4.

It's been so long i came calling at ur blog. aint that crazy cos i really enjoy reading u. u haven't dropped by mine in a lonnnnnnnnng time either!!!!!

Nyemoni said...

This course is a must for all men and no module should be missed cos they're all important! Hahahaha! You have me rotflmho....Like really...laffin hard....mos def going to share....tks 30+ sweetie....One up to the ladies....;-)

Allied said...

Lol.. This is so funny.. especially

"EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role-play."

i did that for my brother.. I cant stand empy milk carton in the fridge.. Some pf my co-workers also need this class...

How are u?

geisha said...

thats funny!

pamela said...

LOL!!! :D

30+ said...

@Diamond, bring them all the more the merrier.

@Florida, sorry dear been slack generally with commenting on blogs lately, I have gone to redeem myself. Thx for stopping by.

@Nyemoni, berra not laugh too much o, there is one for the ladies coming up :)

@Allied, I am good, thanks

@Geisha :)

@Pamela, you are welcome

fantasy queen said...

lol'...so much sense here.
theres this one on a university for men. might post it, makes fun reading.

Naapali said...

I am the 30+ comment!
So where do I sign up for this course?

Ms. Catwalq said...

lol...Naapali, I am thinking that u do indeed need this class.....

Naijachic said...

LMAO, My man will need how to be a good shopping companion, lol! 30+ how mush are teh courses abeg?

Nice post as usual, God bless.

Believer said...

I loved this, everytime i come here, i get a little something to sweeten up my day. God bless you. I know some guys that really need to enrol! How are you doing sweety? Remain blessed and highly favoured and hope u r expectant for ur UNCOMMON testimony

In my head and around me said...

LOL! LOL! LOL!

Anu boy said...

ahn ahn... una no wan gree abi...
omo Men came first, and women came second...
let it be like that... haba...
abeg if you wan debate, make una kuku go God house, ask am why him make man first....

odikwa rubbish...

funny classes tho... ki lon pops for this zones

05 March 2008 05:52

Sasuke said...

nice, really nice
lol@ empty milk cartons do they belong in the fridge or in the bin?

a definate eye opener for we guys not to take our ladies and our relationships for granted. nice work dear

Sasuke said...

nice, really nice
lol@ empty milk cartons do they belong in the fridge or in the bin?

a definate eye opener for we guys not to take our ladies and our relationships for granted. nice work dear