Hypocrisy

Hi my peeps,

It is good to sing praise to the Lord and bless the Lord most high.

Happy New Month to you all, the first half of the year will soon be gone.

Recently one of my friends (call him J boy) let me down, basically I wanted us to partner in some bizness and kind of wanted to him to tidy the sales side of things while I sourced product. The guy was all mouth 'yeah no worries, I will do the groundwork, I have told you before business is the in thing.....bla, blah, black sheep'.

When time came for him to deliver, no show.

This was the same guy who used to call me all the way from the US to advise me on marriage and I use to even what his scope was. I remember a conversation we had shortly after he relocated to Nigeria (on this same marriage issue).

J boy: '30+ you should make sure you shine your eyes well o and be very prayerful before choosing a partner, you divorce rate is high this days. I just heard a sermon and the guy was saying some serious stuff'.

30+: 'Don't worry, I am always praying about it anyway you nko how far?'

J boy: 'It's you I am waiting for (laughs), God will do it'

He then made an excuse to get of the phone (credit or somethin like that)

A couple of months after that conversation, one of our common friends called to rejoice with me and confirm when J Boy's naming ceremony will be.

30+:'Which J boy'?

Friend: 'Same J boy now, don't you know he has a baby girl?'

30+: 'Shuo since when, is he married?'

Friend: 'You mean he did not tell you that he is now married to little K girl'

30+: 'Little K girl ke, are you dreaming, K girl who has barely finished WAEC or which K girl are you talking about?'

Friend: 'Ah okay you have not heard. The long and short of the story is there has been some underg rendevous between the two for a while and result became VISIBLE. Parents sha insisted he must marry her before she gives birth'.

I called another friend who filled me in on the details. Kai, imagine, this is the same dude that was always was advising as if he was my father yet he managed to miss out that he had impregnated our K little girl who was donkey years her junior. Let's just say K girl is one of those area aburos whom we all use to send on errand when we hang out in their hood. K girl that use to call him and his friends Uncle and Aunty, K girl who was still in secondary school.

His excuse for not telling me earlier ("after he apologised") He wanted it to be a "SURPRISE" (yeye guy, na today dem born me?!).

Why are people such hypocrites there he was advising me and next thing you know all the while he was wiring little K girl.

Anyways on this fateful day I called their house (i.e. Mr and Mrs J boy) as per business concern and it was litte K girl that picked phone, of course level don change, it was no longer 'Aunty 30+', it was now '30+ what's up? 'I just calmly respnded I am fine, abi afterall she is now my friend's wife . I asked after her husband and she said to hold on... The next thing I heard shocked me, 'Stuppiiiiiiiiiid', 'Stuppiiiiiiiiiid', (shuo who is she fighting with) and then again 'Opponuuu' you have a phone call.

Chai I prayed please don't let it be what I am thinking and as if he read my tots, I heard my friend's voice in the background replying her "Whhhhatt mo nbo jo" (I am coming).

Olopa o, what happend to sweetheart, darling, baby, honey all dem dem romantic names abi is this new fashion in Nigeria?!.

In short J boy a.k.a stupid/oponu eventually picked phone and I had my conversation with him like normal although he sounded uneasy
(What?! You expect me to ask him who oponu is? No o, wetin konsign me, you want them to use my name enter their sheneidegan, God forbid!).

Even if they were fighting she should not have embarrassed the guy like dat. Then again it is not her fault it's my friend who could not take his eyes of her melons nor take to his own advise, the girl was obviously immature.

The next time I called and she picked up, it was different, it was now 'Mrr Foolissshhh' you have a phone call" (not a joke). Well things are getting better abi at least he now has a prefix.

There and then I decided not to call their house again, I'll rather email or send letter, can't stomach any more name calling although J boy messed up but still...

Moral of the gist, walk the talk, you are an Epistle.

Till later

24 comments:

mizchif said...

LWKM!!!

No be small orisirisi.
Mr Foolish and Mrs Stupid. Imagine the concobility.
Well, as u said, na J boy mess up, i hope he is enjoying himself sha.

chayoma said...

we reap what we sow!
Kai!
Oponu, LWKM. abeg does she call him names in front of their guests too?
na his own fault!
walk the talk, true talk!


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UndaCovaSista said...

Lol! @ 'J boy a.k.a stupid/oponu'. Poor dude. I know you reap what you sow, but i feel sorry for him. As you said, she must have hypnotised him with her melons...Lol1

joicee said...

good for him..he totally deserves it.
You summed it all with moral of the gist.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

ha.

I'm cracking up over here and have nothing to say. So, how you dey 30+?

Nice Anon said...

They both deserve each other. I love when things like this happen. You know people when people end up who they deserve? Yeah that.

akaBagucci said...

Guess they fit together that's why they are together....

UnderCover07 said...

LWKM...stupid ke? So na d babe dey un things for the house? na wa o. Oh well, I guess his story serves as a good example of his own sermon abi?

DiAmOnD hawk said...

oh goodness...
i burst out laughing at Mr.Foolish... wow... such disrespect... poor guy... that's life anyways... but for what it's worth.. he did give some good advice... even though it seems he didnt take his own

36 INCHES OF BROWN LEGS said...

dats serious o!! Mr Foolish?? and he answered?? wao!

temmy tayo said...

I just don't understand why people wether married or not choose to fight dirty?

Why the name calling...if J boy says to her now that he wants a divorce, she will be the one begging him oh abi no be so humans being dey behave? Eesh!

FFF said...

mba kwa! which kain insult b dat!!!! dat man should shut his wife up!!!!!!!!!! yes, he messed up, but why should she disrespect him so publicly?????????? is dis what she will teach her kids? they will start calling their father 'Mr Foolish' & Stupid????? Mba oh.

Writefreak said...

Ah na wa o! What kinda thing is that? Anyway, i think your idea is of not calling their house anymore is a good one...

pink-satin said...

chei...insult...opoonu!Mr.Folish!!lwkm o!

Chari said...

LMAO!!! hahahaahahahah!!!!! OMD! that is what you get for marryin some one yeeeearrrs your junior...BS!!!

WTF! *hiss sad thing is I KNOW hypocrites like that mehn!



Aunty 30+ how far na?

LG said...

wonders!!!! dis one pass me o,

Tigeress said...

Na wa o. U know sey she don senior u now. D ting wey u suppose dey chop- u dey chop am. lol!! Guys are just shameless. I'm sorry but i do not feel for him. there are certain babes u just dont shag. How girl go dey call u uncle and u're then making sexual passes at her.

My dear, that lack of aunty calling- its ur husband u shld address that with- make e wife know her audience. Better still- stick to not calling him.

LusciousRon said...

I no fit laugh! Omo mehn, that is something. Wouldn't you like to be a fly on their wall?

Good Naija Girl said...

Sad...but the lesson on guarding against hypocrisy has been heard by me.

Have a beautiful week, THIRTY+.

Kpakpando said...

E si gini? She calls him what??? hehehe Chineke, u wan use laff kill me okwa ya? Well it seems that he married someone at his level, since he's immature enough to hide his marital and parental status, there's no way he could marry a correct chick.

pretty damsel said...

omg!!! may we not miss it oooo.guys sef need to realise when a girl calls u uncle, bedmate should be totally out of it.....anyways he didnt practice wat he preached.

big sis how body jare?

Anoda Phase said...

lol @ J boy a.k.a stupid/oponu...n then Mr foolish? omg! such disrespect to her hubby...but Jboy self no try @ all...he caused it for himself by not staying @ d uncle level that k girl initially placed him...

Pls don't call again b4 u bcm "ore mr foolish" (Mr Foolish's friend)...

rethots said...

Well, guess the way we 'present' ourselves is the way we will be related to. 'tis a natural phenomenon. "Even if they were fighting she should not have embarrassed the guy like dat." Moreover, they just might not be fighting.

Isn't it funny that when our friends marry, their spouses command (or we give them) the same respect we give our friends? "...it was no longer 'Aunty 30+', it was now '30+ what's up?"

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