Why men are never depressed

Hello my Peeps,

Male and Female he created them, the master designer who designed me to be female with a purpose, I acknoledge you Baba.

Got one of these in my box decided to share. I wonder who sits down to compose all these popular email forwards?

Men Are Just Happier People?

  • Your last name stays put.

  • The garage is all yours.

  • Wedding plans take care of themselves. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

  • Chocolate is just another snack.

  • You can never be pregnant.

  • You can wear a white T-shirt NO shirt to a water park.

  • You can to wear a water park.

  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

  • Car mechanics tell you the truth. You know stuff about tanks.

  • The world is your urinal. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

  • You never have to drive to another gas station rest room because this one is just too icky.

  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

  • Same work, more pay - How True

  • Wrinkles add character.

  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

  • One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat - except when you are a brother to Thirty +, my brother can yarn.

  • A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase - Once the same brother mentioned above was ready to travel to the states with just a back pack and he was not going rock climbing o.

  • You can open all your own jars.

  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

  • If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

  • Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

  • You almost never have strap problems in public.

  • You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

  • Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

  • You can play with toys all your life.

  • One wallet and one color for all seasons.

  • You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

So is it too true that men don't get depressed?

Till later

24 comments:

ShonaVixen said...

First!!!
Lol @ the world is your urinal...ain't that the truth!!..LOL..

What Nigerian Women deal with. said...

LMAOOOO. this is so funny but true.

Zena said...

extremely true, lol

Good Naija Girl said...

lol at this forward! Men really do seem to have it a lot easier at times...but I like being a woman!

Have a good week, THIRTY+!

Nice Anon said...

LOL@ topic
Men do get depressed just that it isn't that obvious. They act out when something isn't going right because they cannot handle emotional turmoil but depression? Oh yes they do get depressed.

NoLimit said...

lol!!! love the one of doing your nail with a pen knife!!! This is a riot!!!

darkelcee said...

lol@ doing christmas shopping for 25 relatives on dec 24 in 25 mins it is becausethey only get practicable gifts.

Na na our Specie? rofl

Beulah! said...

Fantastic!, this is so true. Men really have no stress

Adaeze said...

LOL! This is so true!

Men do get depressed though. But after all, depression is a deeper kind of thing. Us women don't get depressed because of not being able to do all of the above, it's just annoying, right?
I still like being a woman though ;-)

downtheaisle said...

cooooolll!!!

are we sure they don't get depressed bcos they can do all dis things!!!lol

Believer said...

Nice one...I still thank God I'm a woman sha but it sure can feel a bit stressful sometimes. How you doing? Have a blessed week.

SassyTrends... said...

Nice... I like your blog.

Pink Lips said...

Men don't get depressed like women but they do get really bad mid life crisis. So the nxt man u see trying really hard to be cool is actually very unhappy.

...love Maegan said...

so depressing ...lol.

Chari said...

hmmn so true on most counts...but mehn men get depressed o...dun get it twisted rara

Shubby Doo said...

lo...so true...

Olufunke said...

Interesting!
I grudgingly agree sometimes its a man's world!
Nice one

justdoyin said...

lol...yeah I've seen this b4 and in many ways it's true...but I still love being a woman...

Enkay said...

hehehe!
I tried to change my car tires the other day. Operative word being 'Tried'!
And I spent the first 10 minutes trying to figure our which way to turn the wrench in order to loosen the bolts!

tobenna said...

We get depressed too oh.
Just like once a year or thereabout.

joicee said...

Lol I loved this

"If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend".. so true.....

I think women get easily depressed than men ...

O'Dee said...

i'm sure they do, its not just as often as ladies.

ScoopsNija said...

Haha...most of these are true but am sure they still get depressed. This economic climate alone is enough to set it off.

Tairebabs said...

Most of these are so true. Wrinkles add character!!! A lot of men get hotter with age. Glad I'm a woman though!