Hello my Peeps,
Male and Female he created them, the master designer who designed me to be female with a purpose, I acknoledge you Baba.
Got one of these in my box decided to share. I wonder who sits down to compose all these popular email forwards?
Men Are Just Happier People?
- Your last name stays put.
- The garage is all yours.
- Wedding plans take care of themselves. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
- Chocolate is just another snack.
- You can never be pregnant.
- You can wear a white T-shirt NO shirt to a water park.
- You can to wear a water park.
- People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth. You know stuff about tanks.
- The world is your urinal. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
- You never have to drive to another gas station rest room because this one is just too icky.
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
- Same work, more pay - How True
- Wrinkles add character.
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
- One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat - except when you are a brother to Thirty +, my brother can yarn.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase - Once the same brother mentioned above was ready to travel to the states with just a back pack and he was not going rock climbing o.
- You can open all your own jars.
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
- You almost never have strap problems in public.
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
- You can play with toys all your life.
- One wallet and one color for all seasons.
- You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
So is it too true that men don't get depressed?Till later