I have Learnt

I have learnt that just as some are blessed with double D cups, I am blessed with double rounded tummy, food or no food my tummy likes to shine.

I have learnt that I can only do so much dieting and exercise before I revert to my bad eating habit, I blame my upbringing I think I am still traumatised by the number of cane that I had, so I developed eating for comfort (that is my story and I will stick to eat)

I have learnt so far that I may never get the figure of Beyonce and will probably go to hell and back to get Halle Berry’s body.

I have learnt that all those diets are useless because they were not made for an African woman.

I have learnt that no matter how much salad I eat, I still don’t feel like I have eaten until I eat my red stew with orisirisi meat balanced with okele. Carbohydrate my foot, what else is left after rice and okele.

I have learnt that all men are liars, only some lie more than others.

Girlfriends are a breath of fresh air and shoulder to carry you when carefully chosen.

Crazy people are not necessarily the ones who go around naked, the most chronic of them actually wear nice clothes, work and do things like normal people but their 5 mins madness makes up for the 20years o a naked mad woman on the street.